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Can a Cricket Sucker Punch Geno Smith?
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Recently, New York Jets Quarterback Geno Smith was sucker punched in the jaw by a teammate, over a $600 debt. Although Smith remained conscious, the single blow fractured his jaw in two places. If Smith’s altercation involved a cricket contender instead of his teammate, how strong would the brawler’s legs have to be to inflict similar damage? Just look at that dopey grin filled with big tombstone teeth and eyes so close together they're almost Siamese twins. How could any blame be placed on Ikemefuna Enemkpali for breaking the goofy grin off this pigskin slinging dufus? That sniveling smirk...
Crickets and their Big Balls
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The best offense is a Cricket's Defense
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Serenading Crickets
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The phrase “serenading crickets” can be read in two ways, with “serenading” acting as an adjective, describing the “crickets. For example the serenading crickets chirped vibrantly in the moonlit bank of the aquamatic pond. Or, “serenading” can be read as an action verb, and the “crickets” being the direct object of that action, receiving the “serenading.” For example, Serenading crickets is Joe’s hobby. But regardless of the title’s interpretation, both descriptions are accurate, because crickets can serenade, and crickets can be serenaded. But how? It’s because only the male crickets serenade. Now, they don’t serenade with maudlins or lyres. They...
General Information Regarding Cheap Feeder Crickets
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Some of our most beloved pets, including reptiles, creatures of land and water and birds, can greatly benefit from a high-protein cricket meal. Pets and animals that feed off crickets are provided with a solid living. The nourishment that live crickets provide, specifically proteins, vitamins, and minerals, expand the health of our awesome pets. Live insects can also offer protein to humans. they can be ground into bread, flour, noodles, baked goods and rolls, or they can be consumed whole. Additionally shrimp, scorpion, ground dwelling insect and goldfish can benefit from live feeder crickets. They are handled to be clean and...